Note: Unedited draft submissions below need to be updated after Agent Walker is given a talking to.
Case File: 01-CIS23-0015447
Contributor: Agent Clint “Walker” Gibbson
Date: various during June 2001
Location: sewers below Chicago (see attached satellite map)
Participants: Agent Clint “Walker” Gibbson, Agent Delbert McClintock, Gus
Date: 2001-06-03
Wot we did in sewers and why we needed help.
The bug man got a lead about something in the local sewers about his job he’s trying to set up here and also might be a bit iffy/ funky, we got a truck some work overalls and went down into sewers, (yes it stinks)
Followed a trail for slime, which lead us to some homeless people living down there manged to get them to talk to us. They told us something was further on down the tunnels we were on they wouldn’t go any further it had teeth turn out to be a big albino gater, it got the bug guy good but I managed to put it down so out we went with a job done. (Turns out that’s not what we’re were after.)
Love the heath care system we got.
End one report.
Date: 2001-06-10
Report 2 lizard people!!!!
So we go back down again, this time with bigger guns! We decided to enter the sewers from under an apartment building, to cut down on time. To we pretty much started where we found the gator. We continued south from thier past a heavily reinforced door with some impressive security on it. No way us two bozo’s could crack that so we left it , so we continued further down the tunnel then we stop something or two somethings they looked like lizard people but dressed up Egyptian garb, a fight broke out they started it honest. They had powers could take over your mind, we managed to overcome them and push them back down a side tunnel and there was a god dam portal to who know where so I threw a few granades at the thing as a (I shit you not a fuking mummy) came from the portal also in Egyptian gear maybe this thing was cloiepatra or something I don’t know we killed it again?? The portal closed we left to attend to our wounds as usual.